As the kids say nowadays, I'm "still processing" the responses to last week's distracted-driving column. A surprising number of the commenters appear to have an opinion which roughly boils down to: There's no statistical support for the idea that texting-and-driving is as bad as drunk driving --- in fact, it appears to be nightmarishly more dangerous to do the latter than the former --- but in my Secret King feelingsverse I still think that texting is just totally the worst thing ever and I won't hear any argument to the contrary