Weekend Open Thread: The Epiphone Supremacy, $83 Million And Change, Jalopnik Goes Bootlicking

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My son and I were really there for the clonewheel, but when a zillionaire says he wants to sell you a guitar… you can’t help but be curious, right? Perhaps the previous sentence requires some clarification, so let’s try again.

Last Wednesday my son and I had filets for lunch, as is our occasional spendthrift habit, before heading towards Upper Arlington…