Oh, what the hell is that? It's like the oddest features of four different guitars together. What do the switches do, anyway? The body is clearly a Les Paul Standard --- maple top, one-piece mahogany back --- but it's got really weird horns like an SG. The neck looks like a Gibson neck with an extra fret and a "shredder" headstock. The pickup combo is from a Stratocaster, more specifically from the HSS "Fat Strat" that became popular around 1985.