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I'm offended that you didn't redact "Goodyear Integrity [all] seasons."

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Fuck me, how did I miss that one? This is why I've always longed for a half-decent editor.

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Jack, yclept jackbaruth_unedited.

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Brilliant. I shouldn't read articles like this at my desk. They make me want to laugh too much.

My first car was a 1997 Hyundai Accent and I found it to be cheerful and chipper over the years and tens of thousands of miles I put on it. It was a red 4-door and it didn't have cruise either. I used to wedge my foot between the pedal and the firewall on the long 8-hour drives between school and home. I did think the generation in your article was better styled, though.

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