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AK47isthetool's avatar

Bring back real names too. And fire the guy who who decided to copy the alphnumeric bullshit. Out of a canon.

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Ice Age's avatar

Never try to out-German the Germans. Instead, out-American them. They won't know what to do.

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Eric Siedlecki's avatar

Bringing back the front-engined Corvette and rebranding the current one as Fiero is as perfect of an idea as I can think of.

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Amelius Moss's avatar

I believe that's what I'll call them from now on.

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Ice Nine's avatar

Me too. The C8 shall henceforth to be known as The Fiero!

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AK47isthetool's avatar

Please, Fiero GT. It is not weighed down with the Iron Duke.

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Lynn W Gardner's avatar

President Klockau, do not forget to tell them that the top model will be the Fleetwood Talisman 20ft in length, seating for four, with the most powerful Blackwing under the hood. Also all models are to carry their legacy names: Coupe Deville, Sedan Deville, Buick Electra 225, Olds 98 Brougham, Pontiac Grandville, excetra. Oh and you did tell them to bring back the Pontiac and Oldsmobile divisions, that kind of goes with out saying…..

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Tom Klockau's avatar

The Equinox is dead too, but will be replaced by a new Caprice Estate, with optional Brougham interior, woodtone siding and divider between front and rear seats so as to mute the screaming kids in the back...

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sgeffe's avatar

With anline leather and Wilton wool carpeting!

Standard Of The World, indeed!

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Eric L.'s avatar

"And the Blazer is dead too, because I hate it." I wish CEOs were this honest about why/how they make decisions.

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Drunkonunleaded's avatar

Of all the fiction contained within your story, flying into Detroit City Airport is the biggest stretch. No matter what community organizers try to say, she’s dead Jim.

Seriously though. Fun read.

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sgeffe's avatar

Yes! Your Gulfstream or Phenom has to go into Metropolitan Airport in Romulus!

The damn ILS at Coleman Young, née City Airport, would probably plop you right down onto Conner Avenue immediately to the east! 😂 And I’m sure the weeds growing out of the runway surface can double as a good windcheck on short final!

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Jack Baruth's avatar

Hey, I wonder if that means the original R&T PCOTY track could come back!

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Sir Morris Leyland's avatar

There is so much lying these days it's getting really hard to tell what's going on:

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/05/28/detroit-city-airport-getting-major-upgrades-what-to-know/

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Drunkonunleaded's avatar

I’ve heard this story more than once. They’re going to give millions to the airport, re-open the aeronautical academy, etc.

The truth is, the runway is too short and cannot be expanded. Nobody with a private jet is going to fly into an airport with terrible services located in one of the worst neighborhoods in the city, especially when you can land at Oakland County. Like a lot of the “Detroit comeback”, it’s all smoke and mirrors.

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sgeffe's avatar

Several years ago, my parents and I went to check out some of the family’s graves, and at least one jet flew in, a Cessna Citation 525/CJ3-class, if memory serves.

I can’t believe that anybody would spend beaucoup bucks to upgrade anything, as the rest of the area around the airport is a mess!

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sgeffe's avatar

So they’re cutting the weeds on 15/33, eh?!

What about that ILS? I just don’t know if a KingAir could fit through the light at Conner & McNichols! (Northeast end of the field!)

Have relatives in Gethsemane Cemetery off the end of Rwy. 33. Back in the 2000s, Southwest actually flew their 737s into City, and some of my relatives were in a safety zone where you needed an escort to go back in there! You can walk right up to the perimeter fence, I think!

I used to be scared shitless to go in there! Now, with a latent av-geek thing going, armed with a phone app and LiveATC, I think I’d do okay sitting in the car with windows down and watching planes going right over! (Might still freak-out in “the open.” At airshows with earplugs, I’m chill! But “unexpected” planes out of nowhere still scare!)

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David Florida's avatar

Sir, after your next supper club visit could we speak about reviving the Chevette/Kadett with a 60 degree V6 and five speed?

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sgeffe's avatar

How many G&Ts would that have to be?! 🍸🍸

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Tom Klockau's avatar

We'll find out!

If there's enough interest this may become a series...

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sgeffe's avatar

I’ll drink to that! 🥃🥃

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Sobro's avatar

With a twist!

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sgeffe's avatar

I’m a Manhattan guy, but drink good vodka(Tito’s, Grey Goose, Absolut) or Aviator Gin straight up on the rocks—you don’t desecrate good liquor! But a twist of lemon or lime in either is fine! 🍸🍸🥃🥃🥴🥴

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Chris P's avatar

Could you do one where you hop a plane to Melbourne to get the V8 GT cars going again?

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Ice Age's avatar

Hear, hear!

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Edwin in Tampa's avatar

Be nice if it was reality…

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Gianni's avatar

President Klockau, could you please production-ize that Nomad concept from the early 2000’s?

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sgeffe's avatar

Caddy Sixteen! 😁👍

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sgeffe's avatar

For Olds and Pontiac, just bring back a couple nameplates—not worth trying to resurrect dealer networks, etc.

Maybe have “GM,” and Cadillac showrooms separate.

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T Michaels's avatar

I’ll take a Corvair, please. Preferably a Rampside.

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sgeffe's avatar

What was Jack’s series at the insurance company that brought back the GM wagons as the trucks on a dropped chassis? That’s kind of a start!

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Jay's avatar

Fiero got me to spit out my "coffee"

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sgeffe's avatar

The C8 Corvette has its place. Is it necessary for any services to be performed engine-out?

Perhaps instead of a C7 redux, bring out a 2+2 that MIGHT be able to fit a couple of adults in the back on a run to lunch, and make THAT the Camaro! Oh yes, make it so you could SEE out of it! Or fit the little kids back there, and their classmates will be lining up for rides, and saying that their Dad has the fucking-est ride EVAR!

Or just make that an Impala SS Coupe, and be done with it!

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Jay's avatar

I just liked the cattiness of "Fiero". C8 does have its place.

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Mikal's avatar

This article told me to buy a c5 corvette

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Mike O's avatar

You had me at Fleetwood! We can always dream.

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