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Boom's avatar

Some of the interactions are childish, but they basically need to do exactly this especially to the influencer crowd.

Tom Klockau's avatar

But I love being juvenile!

Chalk it up to reading Dave Barry for 30 years.

asoftfuture's avatar

Missed opportunity to insert a “release the hounds” otherwise 10/10

-Nate's avatar

? Can't we get all the influencers into one room before releasing the hounds and locking the doors ? .

-Nate

Drunkonunleaded's avatar

That’s when we release the dogs with the bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

-Nate's avatar

Excellent Smithers ! .

-Nate

-Nate's avatar

My 1963 Porsche 356 90 sits in my son's back yard filling with rain water every time it rains .

That's the nature of a "gift" .

It was a nice rust free California car from new .

Sigh .

-Nate

AK47isthetool's avatar

Step 1) Get adopted by Nate.

Step 2) Steal my new adoptive "brother's" 356 by claiming to be the more deserving son.

Step 3) ?

Step 4) Drive "my" 356!

-Nate's avatar

Sadly, when I gift a thing I mean it .

He's also destroying the old VW canvas sunroof bug he came home from being born in.....

I've asked him for at least the VW and a guy I know told me he'd cheerfully give my son $30,000.00 for the 356, I wonder if the original Blaupunkt three band radio still plays ? .

-Nate

Shortest Circuit's avatar

I'm stumped why you're clinging to the 911 since Porsche clearly made a better car with the 928.

Peter Collins's avatar

By strange alchemy, “better” can also equal “not as good.” We are not rational beings!

Tom Klockau's avatar

Upon further reflection, we will be adding 928 and 944 Turbo models.

Smithers, another lime rickey!

Henry C.'s avatar

Uh, oh. You've risked triggering the fatsos.

I like the colors in that top AI generated picture. Actual freakin' colors.

SBO-very online guy's avatar

“Also, who was the fool who put an “MT” logo on manual equipped 911s? Fire him, but have security beat him up first.”

i volunteer as security

John Marks's avatar

Would someone be so kind as to ID the yellow convertible in the foreground?

Not to cancel myself; but, back in the day, I preferred the 912, because of my "Little Old Lady" driving style. And exhaust noise does nothing for me.

john

Tom Klockau's avatar

That's an AI picture I set up. I typed "large group of Porsche 356s in bright colors." Some 911 DNA in those 356s though.

Lynn W Gardner's avatar

Your artificial intelligence seemed to like burgundy leather interiors as all the cars seem to been optioned that way. Well done, now if you get in the way back machine you will know which combination to order.