ACFiction: Klockau Takes Over Porsche

Smithers, fire the 'influencer' freeloaders!

It had been a busy year. Thanks to Smithers, er, I mean my friend Jayson, a bunch of money and continuous gin and tonic consumption—with surf and turf, of course!—I had returned the Pontiac Fiero to showrooms, restored the front engined Corvette, brought back Town Cars, Caprice Estates, and ended production of many, many stupid electric vehicles. It was…