Your Chance To Get On The Samizdat Enemies List

Bad boys of literature, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Surely we all understand that the endgame intended for today's aggressive and universal politicizing of everyday existence is the same as it was in 1918 --- a firing squad for the worst of the doubleplusungoodthinkers, the gulag for the rest of us. If you're interested in moving a couple of notches towards firing-squad placement, there's no better way than to join me in the purchase of Finally, Some Good News by the brilliant social commentator and misery-blogger known as "Delicious Tacos". (If you don't know who he is, you can find out here.)

If you buy the book, please feel encouraged to revisit this post and share your opinion. As for me, I'm looking forward to having a physical copy of the thing. A hundred years from now, when sensible humans look back at the "woke" era of American garbage culture with the same terror that was previously reserved for the purge years under Stalin or the eyeglass-shattering madness of the Khmer Rouge, I want my grandson to be able to say that his grandfather walked to the firing line with his chin up. Oh, and that I survived the execution, because nobody there could figure out how to rack the bolt of an AR-15.