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Sherman McCoy's avatar

“some drooling moron who just got his first M&A bonus buys a 911 instead of a BMW”

It’s a good thing I don’t drool, otherwise I’d assume you were talking about me; as you will recall, I did purchase a 911 instead of an M3 with MY first M&A bonus based on some words written about a 993 on TTAC!

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MD Streeter's avatar

A few things:

I wanted to stand and cheer at the accord pun. Thank you for that.

Perhaps the only good thing about working at the granite shop was that I could easily explain what I did to anyone who asked. I had a hand in the entire process, from the template to the install (at least until I fell down our front stairs and seriously injured myself, I'm all better now though). And now my job at the county? How do you explain titles and deeds and legal descriptions and property taxes to a 3rd grader? I suppose I could mutter some bullshit about getting money for roads, policemen, and fire fighters, but that's still bullshit, isn't it? So after deeds are done I write while I'm there and that keeps me looking busy while simultaneously being subversive because nobody there would approve of the things I like to write. The bonus is that the union, for all it's foibles and failures, keeps me unfirable. Your tax dollars at work, I guess.

When we moved to Japan the first time we had three vehicles helping us move accumulated shit from our apartment in Toledo to storage at my parents' house just across the border in Michigan: a 1989 Camry, a 1997 Hyundai Accent, and a late 90s Windstar. We piled the last load into the Windstar which promptly shredded the transmission cable and my dad came over in my old Hyundai, successfully shoved everything from the Windstar into the Accent, and took it all away with him. They were able to reattach the transmission cable and drive the van away, but it did not survive much longer.

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