Avoidable Contact Forever

Avoidable Contact Forever

When Press Cars (are) Attack(ed by idiots)!

Part Two

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Jack Baruth
Apr 26, 2023
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from the not hugely witty people who brought you “autoblopnik”

Two weeks ago we talked about how press cars go out to “journalists” and others. Today we’ll talk about how they come back… in pieces! First, however, I’ll disclose every personal incident of press car damage I recall, just so you know I’m not throwing Molotovs from anonymity like, say, Urooj…

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