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Andrew White's avatar

I had to start operating like Wildman for my own sanity some years back.

I'm gonna go make a linkedin if you guys are all having fun fucking with people over there.

Recently I had a "cheap suits and a big ring of keys" type middle manager tell me I needed a "Project Manager Certification" if I were going to continue being considered for ghost writing projects at X pub house. I looked into it and it's that "I can look at another monitor where I play Gorf while the lectures happen fully muted on my end." type thing.

Conversely, some years back a manufacturing product was moved from Asheville to (undisclosed location) China to manufacture a widget with original tooling. My friend who did that remarked 1. How the Chinese men worked their asses off to get it set up and running in short order and 2. How their was no layer, or layers, of useless functionaries with dopey certs running around like some priest class fucking up efficiency. It was a factory with enough managers and enough workers to crank shit out.

I've seen that with motorcycle manufacturers over the last couple of decades when I used to go to those useless "launch" things. There began to be these make work layers of bureaucracy mostly founded by mark ass tricks who, like our warrant officer who let his wife lead him around by the nose, needed a work mommy to tell them what to do. They get to work and have no idea how to function without a feminine energy. And the whole industry's enchilada has cooled, sagged like a Dali watch, and begun to draw flies as a result of these priest class layers.

One of the things I really like about rallies like Sturgis and Daytona and Dirty Myrtle are that they are bastions of male culture from 40 years ago when a lineman would go buy a square body, a Harley, and an atomic ranch. And if you ran your mouth at him you were gonna get knocked on your ass. You never know where you stand with this fem workplace energy, which is by design, and it makes for a good power grab and pink slip of Damocles hanging over you all the time.

You need that insurance. You need that job security. All you want to do is your role description. But the things dragging the entire industry down are the key speed bumps in every meeting, interaction, and TPS report. Not the job. Not the role description. Not the things that make money.

Anyway, we all know this.

I'm just mad about it.

Probably soon I'll get a P(i)MP just to say I have it. But it makes my fucking skin crawl that I have to be beholden to any of these under achiever morons. I am seriously considering just buying a fucking tractor with a front loader and back hoe and getting into grade/landscape stuff so I can age into a job where I change hydraulic hoses and play with a joystick instead of answering dumb questions from redundant morons.

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Sherman McCoy's avatar

0-My mother refers to shoes of that Stacy Adams ilk as “platypus shoes.”

1-Looking forward to the day I delete LinkedIn.

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