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I've signed up for the Distinguished Gentlemen's Ride next month. It's a great charity masquerading as a bunch of dickheads wearing suits on dorky motorcycles. I'm planning on wearing a Hickey Freeman pinstripe and riding my Honda CB1100. If you want to throw five bucks towards the cause, you can do it here. Better yet, if you want to come ride, I'll buy you a drink afterwards.

Those of you who hate my guts can be reassured by the fact that it's almost certain to rain this time of the year and that I'll basically be spending two hours wrapped in three layers of soaking-wet wool. There's also a reasonable chance that one of these hipsters who can barely ride a motorcycle by themselves, let alone in a group, will run into me and cut off my leg. A girl can dream, you know!