One of the tales I want to share on this Substack is what I’ve always called “The Greatest Story Ever Told” among friends. It has everything you could imagine, from illicit threesomes to a Nissan Stanza blocking a freight train, and it stars my old pal Rodney. But we can’t get from Rodney’s dealership days, which ended in 1999, to The Greatest Story, which happens in 2012, without covering some of the incidents in-between.