Today's The Day For 100k

A last-minute "big day" by my standards of 908 hits means that today, Sunday, February 2, 2014, will be the day that this blog hits 100,000 reads/views/whatevs.
So I'm going to celebrate in my own way. Everyone who comments on this post will get something. You can write whatever you like... tell a story, request future content, offer an opinion, it's all up for grabs.
You might get an MP3 of some random music. You might get a TTAC shirt, if you're in the United States and feel like receiving one. (International shipping of these guys has proven to be amazingly difficult.) You might get some auto show trinket. I might PayPal you two dollars. We'll limit it to the first twenty-five comments, because there's no way in hell there are ever going to be more than twenty-five comments on a particular piece here.
It's funny that it's taken me six months to run up the kind of number that TTAC or Jalopnik might run up before the close of business. But this site was never meant to be particularly popular. It's just meant to be a place for me to speak my mind. So here I am, and here you are. Let's celebrate 100k.