Thought Catalog Presents The Top 25 Ways I Was Raped
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The Super Eagle has arrived! She's brilliant and beautiful and rather thin-necked. The Doctor says it's because chord-melody players like to wrap the thumb. He has a point. I'm considering commissioning an H-157 to match her exactly, with the big headstock, too. Here she is:
They say that "it's easy to bond with a natural blonde", but a big blue baby has charms of her own.
This week's Sunday Story was kind of sad and painful to write. I'm a child of divorce. So is my son, but luckily his mother is sane and we've chosen a co-parenting model over the weekly-visit thing. Won't make the same mistakes. We'll make different ones. Speaking of the clone: got his yellow belt in TKD on Saturday. His school is very different from where I went as a kid; it's not in the ghetto, it's not on the second floor above an abortion clinic, they don't practice with edged weapons. Some day I'll devote a post to how awesome Greg Greene was. For now it will suffice to say that I'm still here because of him.
Also this weekend, we published the debut of my drunken airplane companion, Heather Wainwright. She's new to this whole writing-for-the-Internet thing, but trust me: she's learning quickly and I expect her to be part of my personal narrative for some time to come.
Alright, let's move on to the best, or at least most perceptive thing, you'll read today: DT on the Internet.
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He has a massive point. I saw the best minds of my generation / trapped in MMOPRGS, living vicariously / building a record of ten thousand comments on Slashdot / crushed as teens by the tremendous disapproval of the soft-power establishment which accepts just one opinion on shit.
Jon Stewart rendered speechless by Malala.