The Wedding Singers

Never let it be said I don't pay my debts. Six months ago, my boon companion and vintage-clothing collector C. McL agreed to store my Boxster for the winter. Which is now over but I haven't had time to go get the car. So it's still in storage, taking up space in her garage, just sitting there.

Clearly I owe her. "What can I do to repay you?" I inquired, …