The Teenaged Adventure Of Jake Zedong

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Alright, I’ve promised to tell this story for a while, and since so many of you were kind enough to renew your annual subscription, I think now is the time. This is based on a true story, and no incidents have been exaggerated or changed for dramatic effect, but some of the names have been changed. Also, I only have 47 minutes to write it down, because …