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"You still playing in a church band?"
"Naw, man," my pal "G" responded, "I go to jail on the weekends now."
"Just on the weekends, huh?"
I'd be lying if I said that I ever expected G to spend a night in jail. I met him about six years ago when I assumed the role of quasi-musical director and lead guitarist (save your guffaws, please) in a church band near …