The Periodically Incarcerated Adventures Of Sergeant Save-A-Hoe

"You still playing in a church band?"

"Naw, man," my pal "G" responded, "I go to jail on the weekends now."

"Just on the weekends, huh?"

I'd be lying if I said that I ever expected G to spend a night in jail. I met him about six years ago when I assumed the role of quasi-musical director and lead guitarist (save your guffaws, please) in a church band near …