The Headline I've Always Wanted To Write
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If you're interested in reading the feel-good story of the year --- in the sense that every basement-dwelling incel on VWVortex will feel good about the idea that I was injured --- then it's time to hop, skip, and jump over to the Road&Track website and check it out!