The Critics Respond, Part Fifteen

Oooh! The Eliot-Rodgers-a-likes of "The Car Lounge" have assigned me official Dark Triad status! But are they correct?

Turns out there's a test. I went ahead and took it. I was way below 50th percentile on two of the three qualities. So there, haterz!

You can listen to the aforementioned podcast here,, but I'm not so sure it was the serious attempt at world domination my critics think it was. It was a chance to yuk it up while enjoying the contents of Mr. Farah's remarkably well-equipped bar. There's very little it that isn't said with a smile, and a few times you can hear us laughing too hard to continue. I'd rather be a "dark narcissist" than someone who sits in a basement and listens to other people tell jokes while waiting for the day he can run out and show everybody that he's, um, the perfect gentleman.