The Bagger 288
This is what they call "quality work".
All jokes aside, the Bagger can carelessly swallow construction equipment and it's very good at cutting through stuff. There's a bigger Bagger (the Bagger 293) but it doesn't have the same kind of music video available.
Here in Ohio we once had the "Big Muskie" but the Bagger machines are, in stereotypical German fashion, far more efficient. Oh well.