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from the new lord of the rings book, “gandalf gives the rough trade a smooth handjob”

Apologies in advance — this Substack may reflect my utterly cracked state of mind more often than is normally the case. As you’ll see, I’ve been on the road, and not in a fun Kerouac or Willie Nelson way. But while I was busy punishing my lumbar region with an awful Che…