Ridin' For Harambe, Apology Edition

Scott was one of the first readers to send in his photo, but I lost it in my 19GB of GMail. He didn't say anything other than to identify it as a 2013 Triumph Street Triple, so what I'm going to do is to make something up.

"Dear Jack," he did not write, "it's your boy, Scott. This is the Street Triple on which I joined a black biker gang led by Tyrese Gibson. We controlled the trade in 'My Little Pony' figurines from Chino to Goleta, or maybe it was the other way around. When Tyrese stepped down due to filming obligations for Fast and Furious 9, I was chained wrist-to-wrist with a 300-pound Kimbo Slice lookalike. I killed him with a knife-edge palm shot to the carotid. I'm currently on the run from the ATF, the FBI, the DEA, and most of the SJW. Love everything you write, especially the thinly-disguised fiction about your ex-girlfriends. Yours in Christ, Scott."

If the real Scott has more to tell us, I expect he will in the comments...