Make It A Cat Tales Christmas! The Book is OUT in Paperback and Kindle!
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Good morning, friends and readers. It’s been a very close-run thing, but Amazon now confirms they can do paperback delivery for Christmas Eve in most states.
Cat Tales is about the size of The Great Gatsby. Like that book, it’s about a man who went to “Oxford”1 but it contains a lot more action, trust me. Read twenty stories, most of which are new for the book or feature significant revisions, about the eternal battle between Tiger Dad and Albino Kitty.
Get the paperback HERE! Orders placed by the end of Saturday, December 20, may arrive in time for Christmas.
Get the Kindle edition HERE! If you’re a Kindle Unlimited member, Cat Tales is free to check out and read for a limited time.
The limited hardcover edition, which features “The Snobes Supremacy” as the back cover, releases in January. It will be on Amazon, but it can also be had by contacting hardcover@cattalesbook.com. I will sign it as you like. The price will be $30 shipped and signed in the Lower 48, and payment is via PayPal; please inquire about international rates. Paid ACF subscribers who order the book will receive a 1-of-100 “Snobes” sticker with imagery from the book cover, plus a few bonus ACF-related stickers.
By the way, this fantastic book cover is courtesy of Matt Tierney, who did it in a single day, under pressure, while handling other work. Photography by the Commander.
Want color photos of the leading characters, and an absurdly long biography of the author you all already know? Go to
CatTalesBook.com
That’s all. I’ll be the first to admit the book isn’t perfect, but I think a lot of you will truly enjoy it. Thank you for considering the purchase, and for reading Avoidable Contact Forever.
In Gatsby’s case, it was a brief opportunity extended to servicemen after The Great War; in my case, it was Oxford, Ohio.



Ordered three for the siblings. If you’re reading this you know what you’re getting now.
Hope it's a smash !