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Lizards In Love: Cracker Barrel's NYC Coming-Out, And My Embarrassing Connection To It

Lizards In Love: Cracker Barrel's NYC Coming-Out, And My Embarrassing Connection To It

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Sometimes the universe aligns, doesn’t it? Hot on the heels of our discussion about what makes a lizard person, the collective internet loses its mind over the Cracker Barrel “reimagination” and its absolute exemplar of at least a Lizard Cargo Culturist as CEO, Julie Felss Masino:

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