It's Spooky Season For The Pickup Cucks

Or, "First they came for the Bro-Dozer"

makes alan alda look like danny trejo, doesn’t he

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The Internet is mildly abuzz regarding the latest “let’s ban all the Nazi fascist pickup trucks” screed from profess…