It's Only Satire If The Compleat Idiot Can Tell It's Satire, From A Distance

Just this once, I'm going to break character and become angry with the readers.

Any of my devoted readers, if any such creatures exist, will tell you that I don't give a single fuck about the quality known as "readability". Wikipedia may tell us that

In 1947, Donald Murphy of Wallace's Farmer used a split-run edition to study the effects of making text ea…