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How Magnus Made That Money

Some of it rhymes with "cornography", apparently, but some of it also rhymes with "Corsche paid him"

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Jack Baruth
Jul 24, 2022
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WARNING! THERE ARE TWO PICTURES BELOW THAT YOU SHOULDN’T BE SEEN LOOKING AT! I’VE ERASED THE NAUGHTY PARTS BUT IT’S STILL OBVIOUSLY PORN! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE NOT AT YOUR DAUGHTER’S DANCE RECITAL (OR YOUR MOTHER’S FUNERAL) TO READ!

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