Hey, Hey, Today's The Day For 250 K
It wasn't that long ago that I hit 100,000 reads. I promised everybody they'd get something. That was a lie, but I'm going to make it true.
Back in February, I vastly overestimated my post-accident ability to mail stuff out, particularly since I still needed help to get up and down stairs. So I have an idea for what I'm actually going to give out to all those people who are still anxiously awaiting some awesome gift, but I have to finish making it yet.
No, it's not a hovercraft.
Traffic on this site keeps going up and I have no idea why. Based on recent comments, I assume it's people who are hoping to find something libelous the suing-over of which would grant them the court's choice of my reconditioned shell-cordovan Allen-Edmonds long-wings. Keep looking, you freakin' vultures!
There are a couple things coming up that might give you pleasure. I have some guest writers who will be discussing a variety of topics with you. I'm proud to count these people as friends and/or fellow competitors and I know you'll enjoy what they have to say.
In the meantime, do we have time for Joni, Jaco, Pat, Don, Michael, Lyle, and Andy Johns putting it all together? Could we all use some cheering up? Yes, we could. So here we go. Christ, listen to Jaco driving the bus. In France they kiss on Main Street / Amour, mama, not cheap display. Right? Yes. So let's go. But France is a long flight from here.