Here's That Book Update For Which You Didn't Ask

I dimly remember promising you, the reader, a completed e-book some time around right now.
That's not going to happen. There are two primary reasons I haven't released the book on time:
* I've assembled 117,000 words of previously published material that I want to revise, update, and retouch, which is proving to take much longer than I'd thought.
* I've been short on time for the new content.
I have a new job that is taking up more time than I'd like it to and I am trying to spend at least a small amount of time parenting. So I'm moving the date back to "some time in 2015". You'll be the first to hear about it when it's ready.
At least I have a cover design. Kind of. I promise that it won't be any worse than the e-book covers you'll find in Kindle Cover Disasters. Probably. At least it won't be any worse than the cover for Now that I'm A Ghost, I'm GAY! Or this one:
