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"the good Lord did not bless me with intelligence, common sense, or the understanding of time and money"

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I hate these things. When I was in highschool my father decided to leave his job and become a missionary in Africa. It was exactly as stupid then as it sounds now. (Yes Jack "Things fall apart" is close to the top of my favorites list). This crazy lifestyle choice maybe could have been excused as a bit naive for the year 1930, but it seems pretty fucking ignorant for 2004.

While in Kenya our family had a GX Prado with the naturally aspirated 4cyl diesel. I'm still not sure quite why I hated it so much. Maybe it was suddenly riding in a piece of shit, dog slow Toyota that had replaced our shiny new Eddie Bauer Ford explorer (which as a 15 year old I was expecting to learn to drive with), maybe knowing that it was paid for by begging money, er "fundraising", or maybe because I was denied the first world fun of the freedom of a highschool senior year with a car. The truth is probably the most selfish and shallow of the available options.

I didn't get my license until I turned 20 and conned my way, on my own, into a $500 1993 jeep Grand Cherokee. I spent my senior year of college driving as aggressive as possible around any and every soccer mom in a Lexus GX (and somehow paying car insurance with band gig money- my coverage must have been.... minimal; good thing I never had a claim) . That 318 was shockingly effective in a 3,800lb jeep. Unlike a Toyota prado/Lexus GX, the jeep could actually accelerate uphill.

Some time after graduating, getting a real job (that by the way doesn't involve begging for money) and paying off my student loans, I purchased another (this time $2,500!) grand cherokee. A jeep wj as a winter beater. Turned out to be a fucking nightmare- poor build quality, expensive parts, much more difficult maintenance. Who the fuck thought aluminum heads on an iron block was a smart move?

Maybe my parents were actually just trying to do some good in the world after a lifetime grinding away in a capitalist America. Maybe everything isn't as simple as it seems when your 16. Maybe Jeeps aren't always better than Toyotas. I still think Prados are dumb.

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