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Jack Baruth's avatar

Oh yeah, Wes.

If you go on Vortex you'll read him whining that I slept with his wife and that he was a complete and total victim of my Machiavellian machinations. The truth, from my perspective anyway, is that he did a few really horrible things to both of us individually beforehand and therefore he has no reason to complain.

If his online friends knew the real story they'd treat him the way you treat a rattlesnake, but it's not my place to tell it. The lady involved now has a family with a wonderful man who doesn't abuse or harm her or drug her or do any terrible stuff. Wes is out in Seattle or some place trying to be a startup innovator; I heard he remarried at least twice.

A while ago he wrote something claiming that he came to my house and threatened me with a pistol. I assure you that if he'd actually done anything like that, they would have had to surgically remove said pistol from his upper colon afterwards.

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Jack Baruth's avatar

No worries. It all ended happily for "crazyreesie" which is all that matters. She remains one of my favorite people.

Pete C's avatar

Fantastic synopsis. umm...how does one find out what is a “crabspirit”?

Ark-med's avatar

For as long as I've been reading ttac (from the beginning until when Mark stopped writing for them), I'm ashamed, nay, bereft for having not read any of Crabspirits's articles. I'm remedying that now. What a treasure.

Dan's avatar

What the fuck did Blake do that's too sketch to be related in the land of uncensored Baruth?

Jack Baruth's avatar

"She's driving away with the dim lights on

And she's making a play, she can't go wrong

She never waits too long

She's winding them down on her clock machine..."

JMcG's avatar

The guy who tried to kick you out of the One Lap of America moved in down the road from me a couple years ago! Wait til I give him what fer.

Jack Baruth's avatar

I wonder if Brian Makse will come on here and say why he tried to kick us out. I'm still annoyed by it. Talk about being the weak son of a strong father.

Todd Zuercher's avatar

Thank you! I learned that Murilee Martin isn’t his real name - guess I should’ve known that. When I started reading his stuff, I realized I had found someone who spends more time in junkyards than I do.

Love Sam Smith’s stuff although I’ll admit he sometimes loses me (I’m a simple soul). As an engineer, Don Sherman is a hero as is Bedard. I like Sajeev’s stuff for Hagerty too.

Nick H's avatar

Impala Hell Project is one of the best series I’ve read. I’m lucky enough to run into him at the occasional race track.

Scott's avatar

I’ve heard Matt Farrah refer to you in positive terms. Given his lefty biases I figured he felt respect for you.

Fat Baby Driver's avatar

MSRH! I don't know if I'm blessed or cursed to have it only 40 minutes from my house.

Jack Baruth's avatar

It's better than having no track at all....

right?

right?

Fat Baby Driver's avatar

I suppose. Regardless, the distressed property vibe suits me.

Bryce's avatar

Farah always struck me as somehow believing he was infinitely superior to his fans yet desperately wished to be revered by them. To be somebody in a sea of nobodies, so to speak

Jack Baruth's avatar

I should have let you fall to your death when you were 2 and I was 8

memimi's avatar

Who are you and where is Bark?

jc's avatar

Bark M never actually existed. He was a semi sentient being created by the rental car companies

memimi's avatar

Anything to say about Dan? I've always enjoyed his deep dive on suspensions though I suspect he's probably part of the old boys crew.

Derek is another I have not heard of in awhile, I remember he departed for a brand and... radio silence ever since.

On a side note, who was the "the Mechanic" back in insideline days?

Jack Baruth's avatar

Which Dan are we discussing here?

memimi's avatar

Edmunds, of CarMax fame ;)

Jack Baruth's avatar

Oh. Never met him.

hp12c's avatar

I thought you were referring to Dan Neil over at the WSJ.

Jack Baruth's avatar

Now HIM I've met.

hp12c's avatar

Pulitzer Prize notwithstanding, Neil's popped-collar polo shirt in his stipple point hedcut at WSJ pails in comparison to your Keton jackets.

Drunkonunleaded's avatar

Alex is one hell of a guy. After reading him for years, we crossed paths one time while he was in Detroit. 48 hours later, he convinced me to drive back to NYC with him. He gave me some of the best life/career/relationship advice that I’ve ever received at a time when I really needed it. I owe a lot to that guy.

Ataraxis's avatar

I always enjoyed Grace’s writings and turn of a phrase. Can’t remember which mundane car she was reviewing, but her line “no spines were tingled” made me laugh. Her recap of her visit with Toly Aurutunoff also captured what appeared to be an unconventional day, but she nailed it.

Too bad all these people can’t write and photograph together for a site with total freedom.

unsafe release's avatar

Conspicuous in his absence on the list thus far, but oft mentioned, is Peter Egan. Must be a story here…

Jack Baruth's avatar

No story. I never met him. He's currently playing my Taylor 714ce on loan but I have never so much as sent an email to the man. The loan was at the request of a mutual friend.

Thomas Brick's avatar

I'm happy to take loanership of any of your private stock PRS's if you're feeling froggy.

I've always liked Egan's stuff.

Jack Baruth's avatar

No worries, what do you want to try? Signature? DGT? MC58?

Thomas Brick's avatar

Dealer's choice....

Sherman McCoy's avatar

Whether directly or indirectly, I know or I have interacted with a few of the people listed above because of Jack and his writing.

Derek Kreindler - I was reading TTAC nearly a decade ago when I checked out Derek’s LinkedIn on a whim; he was about my age - early 20s - and a superb writer. Naturally, I was curious about his background. It turns out he was curious about mine, as well. We have been good friends for almost 10 years and interact digitally virtually every day. Derek and I once shared a table at a wedding with BZR. It was … interesting.

Brian Makse - Derek introduced me to Brian in 2013; Brian is another friend with whom I message nearly daily.

Motoman - Brian introduced me to the Motoman; I have smoked a cigar with him several times.

Matt Farah - Met him a few times; had breakfast with Jack, John, and Farah a few years ago in Malibu. I listen to Matt’s podcast, and he and his sidekick Zack Klapman frequently reference articles that Jack has written (always favorably).

fueledbymetal's avatar

About half of these are new names to me - I'll check them out!

AK47isthetool's avatar

I remember learning how young Kreindler was, and after a tinge of jealousy thinking, "Well, I guess he's just one of those guys like Jim Gavin who already knows what he is doing."

AK47isthetool's avatar

Did I write "tinge"? I meant "rage" damn autocorrect.