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Drivin’ For Harambe, Part 20

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Jack Baruth
Nov 13, 2026
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They say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but that’s not strictly true. Sarcasm is the second lowest form of wit; back in the Reagan Administration, the actual lowest form of wit was owning a Chevette and referring to it as “the ‘Vette” with undisguised but self-mocking delight. From the moment of its rather uncelebrated public debut to the time …

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