Drivin' For Harambe, Part 10

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Before we start this one, we will have what the marketroid girls refer to as a call to action (CTA): we have drained the existing Strategic Reserve Of Harambe Stories, and unless we can frack a few more out of the readership, we will be forced to take this highly popular feature on sabbatical. About 700 of you have yet to grace these pages with your veh…