Brady, Jordan, Schumacher, And An Inability To Walk Away

Or: why I had to outrun that plane

“i’m michael jordan,” he said to two mobbed-up professional golf hustlers. “what are you gonna do?”

If you ask a mouse what a lion would do in a given situation, you get a mouse’s reply, not a lion’s. I just made that up, because I’m too lazy to find an existing quote to head this article. No worries; I’ll put extra effort into the rest of it.

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