Avoidable Contact Forever

Avoidable Contact Forever

Share this post

Avoidable Contact Forever
Avoidable Contact Forever
At The Magazines, Everything But The Photography is Fake
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More

At The Magazines, Everything But The Photography is Fake

Well, sometimes the photos are fake as well

Jack Baruth's avatar
Jack Baruth
Aug 01, 2022
∙ Paid
75

Share this post

Avoidable Contact Forever
Avoidable Contact Forever
At The Magazines, Everything But The Photography is Fake
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More
169
Share

The author at 122mph, when 15 would have done. Image: Andrew Trahan

This is a story about naivete. My own.

As a child I thrilled to the stories of high-speed back-road derring-do in the pages of Car and Driver and resolved to duplicate them at the earliest teenaged opportunity. I totaled my first car, a 5-speed Datsun 200SX hatchback, the first time I drove it without adult supervision, trying to “powerslide” my way through a right-angle turn in my neighborhood long after night had fallen.

(The drift was fine, and about 75% in control, but there was a four-door Stanza parked illegally at corner exit, and I punted the Stanza onto the front porch of a nice old lady’s house.)

After I survived a freshman year at Miami my long-suffering father ponied up for a new four-speed VW Fox two-door, and I immediately pointed the thing at the Hocking Hills of C/D legend. In the five years that followed I came to know every turn, every declining radius, every tricky downhill loss of traction.

By the time I signed on as a “Contributing Editor”, meaning freelancer at the bottom of the food chain, at Road&Track, I’d driven those roads at about 9.7/10ths in everything from a 911 to a Phaeton. Imagine my excitement when I found out we’d be doing a group test, the first-ever “Road&Track Performance Car Of The Year”, in the Hocking Hills! I had a strategy to avoid being embarrassed by all the great drivers on the magazine — I’d start in front and say there were animals in the road or something, so that way I wouldn’t get left behind by the group. I think I was in a Fiesta ST or something like that. Behind me I had a Corvette, a Porsche, a supercharged Jag, all sorts of hardware. This was going to be bad, so I pushed pretty hard from the start. Not as hard as I would in my own car, because I didn’t want to ruin PCOTY by crashing one of our contenders, but pretty hard.

Twenty minutes later, I looked back and realized that the group must have gone in another direction. This was even worse than being left behind! I had no cell phone signal. I pulled the car over by the roadside and started weighing my options. Did I have a paper map somewhere in the car? We were all supposed to have one. I’d look through the map and start making a plan.

There was no map. No signal. I might as well just… start looking around for people, right? As I was getting back in the car, a train of R&T editors came by. I waved to let them know I was okay, then joined the pack at its tail.

At the next meal stop, I heard people excitedly describing their battle with the Hocking Hills in the same language I remembered from those old C/D articles… but they’d all been going so slowly! How had they determined all these precise little facts of understeer and camber change and braking behavior at a pace roughly equivalent to what I’d run in an 81-horsepower VW on 155SR13 tires twenty-three years ago?

Reader, I was naive.

This post is for paid subscribers

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Jack Baruth
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share

Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More