"Good morning!"
"Good morning to you as well, Camry SE. What did you get up to this weekend?"
"Well..."
"...I drove 400 miles to Summit Point Raceway. I got like 32mpg on the way there, and the guy driving me was really cheerful because I'm quiet inside and my iPod integration is good. And when I got there, I went out on the race track and really let my 2.4-liter four-cylinder engine spin out, man. I mean I was running around the track in well under two minutes a lap with three people on board. I got airborne out of the Carousel. I passed everything from Corvettes to GT3 Porsches in the advanced drivers group. My brakes never really got that tired. My tires held up pretty well too. Then I went on the skidpad and got effortlessly sideways because I have lift-throttle oversteer built in.
Then I went back out again and again, completing maybe 100 laps of the track without even using a full tank of fuel. Then I drove the 400 miles back home in complete comfort, beating Google's estimate by 56 minutes because I can easily run the marked 35mph corners on Routes 522 and 9 at 80mph. I beat 30mpg on the way back, too. I'm not a bit the worse for wear. Everybody who rode in me loved me. I went just as fast as a Volvo T5 and you can buy me for $23,600 if you like or rent me for $30 a day and when I have 150,000 miles I'll still be worth ten thousand dollars to somebody. I'm a really good car. What did you do this weekend?"
"Well, I went to the Indian grocery then I slept in the driveway."
"That sounds nice too."